I just love the way your parents’ genetics have made your body the way it is.
And also I love the way that nature and nurture have made your brain the way it is.
I’d like to dance up on that body and grind up on that brain.
You are so cool.
I mean your body temperature is pretty average but your body temperament is pretty cool.
I will respect you and nurture you like the bone that my dog is currently chewing and gagging on.
Think about my mouth cave like a safe place for all of your insecurities and issues.
I’ll just gag on it until I swallow it and then you’re at a better place.
Will you go to prom with me?"